you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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