They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
we're so committed to being not committed
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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