The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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