She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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