you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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