Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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