walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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