The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i drank out of a bidet.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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