So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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