so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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