Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Couch. On fire.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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