She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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