in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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