But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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