That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she woke up with a sticky ear
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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