just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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