sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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