There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
birth control should be required to get into college
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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