can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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