Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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