he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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