it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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