ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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