I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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