well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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