i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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