Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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