How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Two words: blizzard sex
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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