You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
