My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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