The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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