VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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