just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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