Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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