And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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