I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
smell my finger.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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