Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
