Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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