She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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