nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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