Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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