I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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