Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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