whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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