I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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