...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
50% drunk capacity currently
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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