i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
