I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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