so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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