I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize