i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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