My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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