i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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