It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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