We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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