I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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